BREAKING NEWS! OBAMA TAKEN TO HOSPITAL!
Former US President Barak Obama was taken to a Washington Hospital upon complaining of seemingly "abdominal" pains. But upon making an incision in his appendix section, surgeons found to their dismay that...Obama had NO GUTS and never had had from birth!
Upon further tests, it turns out that the ex-President's pains might be due to an exceedingly thin spine, a finding that is anecdotally supported by his universally known LACK OF BACKBONE!
A social media comment widely circulating on Twitter cheekily suggests that the Black President should have his urine tested next: the cheeky Twitterer says he has it on very reliable sources that Obama is and always was "WEAK AS PISS AND TWICE AS YELLOW"!: